Monday, March 15, 2004

From the Office of Homeland Security, Lincoln Bedroom Floral Arrangers Department


Administration sources tell TIME that employees at the Department of Homeland Security have been asked to keep their eyes open for opportunities to pose the President in settings that might highlight the Administration's efforts to make the nation safer. The goal, they are being told, is to provide Bush with one homeland-security photo-op a month.

I thought this was why George Bush created Fox News, so that OHS could, you know, defend our shores from threats, not arrange fucking photo ops!

So when we have our Madrid train bombing, can we all remind Bush of just what OHS was supposed to be doing while they were stuffing his cod piece?


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