Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Pass the Wine

Apparently, this Sunday, May 29th is Jesus Day.

For those of you who believe a dead Jew on a stick with magical healing powers1 still influences world events 2000 years after Mel Gibson scourged him to death with broken glass (and filmed the whole thing, for posterity), this is a Jubilation Day. For those of us who still cling to the tattered remnants of sanity that dealing with such superstitious nincompoops on a daily basis has left us with, it's just another day.

1. Requires the afflicted roll 2 D10, and subtract the charisma rating of any Dark Wizards in the vicinity.


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