Update: The Missing Monkey
Stealing books from Libraries is wrong, kids. I don't care if you steel books from Barnes & Noble or Waldenbooks, after all they're corporations and probably deserve it. But libraries, especially the Library of Congress are valuble institutions, promoting literacy and the free spread of knowledge. And they don't have a very large budget. So if you stole this book, please return it. Just slide it in the book return slot or leave it wrapped in paper on the front steps in the middle of the night. Heck, if you just walked in and handed it to the first librarian you came across, I doubt they'd even care that you stole it, so happy would they be to have their book back.