Thursday, October 14, 2004

Spooky Lobster Hoedown

If you're going to be in D.C. next weekend, you have to check out The Lobster Boy Review:

Horrific vaudeville hosted by Lobster Boy! Satanic showtunes! Dancing serial killers! Homeland security! Underwater pumpkin carving! Men in rubber pants! Perverse door prizes! ! Don't miss the scariest shindig in town!

Blending brand new acts together from Baltimore and Washington, D.C., this tuxedo wearing lobster concocts a witch's brew so spellbindingly funny it will make you forget who to vote for. Either that, or it will make you vote for Lobster Boy!

Contemporary French social theorist Jean Baudrillard claims, "Halloween is not funny". He explains it as a "sarcastic festival that reflects an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world." To prove him wrong — we've decided to toilet paper his ivory tower.

And if that's not enough to convince you then I have six little words that are sure to make you come running: The Evil Tap Dancing Hate Monkey!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shop at your favorite stores 24 hours a day. Why go to the mall when you can shop online and avoid the traffic

1/19/2006 12:29 AM  

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