Dance, Library Monkey, Dance!
When I was in high school, conventional wisdom dictated that to get a decent job, a college degree was a must. After college, I discovered the reality: so many people have college degrees that they are pretty much worthless. The new CV had it that an advanced degree would definitely get you the good job (or at least, a decent one).
Now, less than two months to go and I find out the masters degree and skills honed over two years don't matter so much as whether or not I can do a little tap dance and entertain some jaded librarian administrator, bored with the other seventy five applicants and in need of some way for me to set myself apart from the masses.
"Yawn. I'm bored. Dance for me library monkey! Play me a fiddle!"
Has Western Civilization decayed so far that now even librarians must be entertained 24/7? Has the corporatization of America become so thorough that Power Point slides and "Shameless Self Promotion" have become standard practice, even in Academia? If so, than I'm in the wrong fucking profession, in the wrong fucking country.
Guess it's off to Nepal to heard mountain yaks.